Worst Dressed - Golden Globes 2011

There were MANY great dresses at the Golden Globes this year, so the worst dressed list was very easy to come up with. I have 8 ladies who unfortunately missed, and one who...well who the hell knows what she does. Let's get this party started.

NOT WORTH MENTIONING ON ANY LIST: Helena Bonham Carter.

I get it. You are in weird Tim Burton movies and you are weird and try to own it. Own it in a pretty way, please.

Back to the list....WORST DRESSED - Golden Globes 2011

8. January Jones

Umm...I see you brought your own Golden Globes to the party. I may have liked it without the whole boobs and cutout stuff, but I didn't. To damn slutty. Sorry January.

7. Christina Aguilera

Eww...she grosses me out. That's all I have to say about that.

6. Sandra Bullock

This is one that I was most disappointed in. Last year was so great and so sad for her. She had this time and this awards show to come out and look (in my opinion) devastatingly BEAUTIFUL. You didn't. The bangs? The weird ashes-of-roses pink? The weird draping by your belly? I am not mad at you Sandra, just disappointed.

5. Scarlett Johansson

This dress is the same color as your skin tone Scarlett, and I don't like it. I also don't like those granny sleeves (for lack of a better term). I also don't like you tat, but that's just me.

4. Leighton Meester

Let me admit something. I love Gossip Girl and I love Blair Waldorf on Gossip Girl. I have also enjoyed watching Leighton's fashion sense through the past couple of years. I detest this dress. It just is awful. Leighton is better than that.

3. Julianne Moore

This is another one where I just don't have words for how awful this is. The sleeve thing?

2. Michelle Williams

This dress is crazy weird and awful. The champagne color is awful. Just because it is champagne doesn't make it classy enough for an awards show. Flowers? Daisies? I was SICK when I saw this. Sick. Literally, dry-heaved.

1. Heidi Klum

Worst dressed, by far. Ugly hair, makeup and dress. What were you thinking Heidi? I have seen better shit than this from the designer who gets kicked off first on Project Runway each season. I HATE everything about it. I am not disappointed in you Heidi, I am mad.

Top 10: Best Looking Guys from the 80s

10. Jon Bon Jovi: In the 80s you really had to love "hard core" rock to love Jon Bon Jovi. Cut off t-shirts, acid wash jeans and really long, really styled hair. I'm halfway there......

9. Michael J Fox: Look how cute this picture is. This is Michael J as Marty McFly in Back to the Future. He also looked very, very cute in "Secret of my Success."

8. Patrick Swayze: So hot in Dirty Dancing. I love the picture below, he looks so young and cute. Bless his heart.

7. Jordan Knight: He definitely has the Right Stuff for the 80s. Nice eyebrows, nicely coiffed hair, and brown eyes to make girls swoon. I had the Jordan sweatshirt.

6. Kirk Cameron: Mike Seaver was so much cuter than his brother Ben and his best friend Boner Stabone (Rian just told me that Boner deserves a spot on this list). I LOVED Kirk Cameron. My first MAJOR crush. I will always love him and I am disappointed in myself that he is only Number 6 on my list.

5. Rob Lowe: Think of Rob playing the sax in St. Elmo's Fire. Great. Now all the women reading this are probably thinking of sex. You and me both ladies. You and me both.

4. John Cusack: In high school I secretly prayed that whenever my boyfriend Blake and I got in a fight, he would come over to my house and relive this exact scene below. He never did. John is so cute. His sweet little grin/smile and his kind eyes. I love him.

3. Scott Baio: He was the new boy in the neighborhood and the very first "Manny." My sis and I watched this show every day after school, and we loved us some Charles. This picture is lame, but it shows his boy-next-door cuteness which is what I originally loved him for.

2. Andrew McCarthy: Another hottie in St. Elmo's Fire. But SO HOT in Pretty in Pink. He was so popular and good looking and then he chose Andy of all girl's! I still love him to this very day. Did anyone see him on Lipstick Jungle? H.O.T.

1. Tom Cruise: HOLY CRAP! Isn't the picture below so awesome? He looks so HOT in this picture., and, this picture could totally translate to today with those aviators. Do I even dare mention the volleyball scene in Top Gun?


Honorable Mentions: Tom Selleck (that one is for you Mom), Christian Slater, River Phoenix, Mark Harmon.

Top 10s

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