Wednesday, January 20, 2010

"Middle of the Road" Golden Globes Fashion

These are the people that did just okay on their fashion for the night. Most had pretty dresses and bad hair. I REALLY APPRECIATE when girls have a hairdo that matches what they are wearing. A total outfit/ensemble. This year many people fell short of the total ensemble. Some had pretty color dresses, but they weren't that great. Here we go...

1. Anna Paquin - I kind of like this dress. I couldn't find a good picture of her entire ensemble though. Her shoes were hideous and did not match the gold sparkly dress at all.
2. Emily Blunt - I like the dress. Very pretty. I also love her fiance. However, it looks like she jumped out of the shower put some mousse in her hair and let it air dry. Not appropriate for the Golden Globes. Get a pretty updo with such a girly, pretty dress.
3. Heidi Klum - I like the little low sleeves and the color of this dress. However, I feel like it doesn't fit right. It looks like it might slide off of her boobies at any minute. I also wish she would have done something a bit more with her hair.
4. Jennifer Aniston - She looks hot. The slit is amazing. The one shoulder with a different shape on the other boob is a little weird, but I'll forgive it. However, again, I wish there was different hair. She did go with Gerard Butler, who is very hot. I feel like the hair and this dress are saying, "I just got done having HOT SEX with Gerry and I just threw on this sexy dress and ran my fingers through my totally sexed up hair." Does anyone else get that impression? I guess if anyone can pull it off, Jen can.
5. Julia Roberts - Are these the Golden Globes or Parent/Teacher Conferences night? It is pretty and I like the necklace, but it just wasn't formal enough for me.
6. Kate Hudson - I HATE the shoes. I like the dress, even though I just don't like it when people wear white dresses. I would have really loved this in any other color with non-slut shoes.
7. Lea Michele - Love the sweetheart neckline and the black. HATE the ballgown skirt. I HATE it. However, look at how beautiful her skin and makeup look. Different skirt, and she might have stolen the Red Carpet. Also, her hair was totally appropriate and beautiful for the night, the dress, the event. Good job Lea's hairstylist.
8. Fergie - I am still so undecided about this dress. I like the color, it was fresh looking that night and I like the waist with the crystals. The bodice looks weird to me. I can't explain it. It doesn't look like her boobs are going to fall out, but it still makes it look like the top is to small. Do I even have to mention the hair? This is a greek goddess looking dress, do something different. Half up/half down? Prettier looser waves with something? I don't know, just something different.
9. Sandra Bullock - My friend Becky hated this dress. I am just so-so about it. I dig the color. I don't like the weird tulle hanging off of it. I especially don't like that you can slightly see through it (see her legs?). She makes the middle of the road list though because she is so cool, I am pretty sure this dress on anyone else would look like complete dog crap, and on her, it just is...boring.

3 comments:

J, B, O, J & Z said...

I agree with most of these as well. I like the top part of Sandra Bullock's dress though it would be much too low for some well-endowed.

Fergie's is almost too bridesmaidy or prommy.

Baby Mama said...

Anne Paquin's shoes make me want to barf. Everyone loved Kate Hudson's dress, but I thought it was too architectural. Too bad because I heart Kate. Hated the shoes too!

Amanda said...

Your comments and everybody else's are almost exactly what I was thinking.
I think Emily Blunt's hair looked like mine does when I am running late to work and don't have time to dry it...not even that okay for work none-the-less the Golden Globes.
I think Fergie's bra was too tight and maybe it wasn't the dresses fault...or she was just going for too much cleavage.