Tuesday, January 19, 2010

Top 12 WORST Dressed at the Golden Globes

While I may not know a lot about fashion, I do know what I like and what I don't like and what I think is classy and beautiful. While I really did love a few of the dresses at the 2010 Golden Globes, I was way more disgusted by some of the fashion that happened that night. Don't blame it on the rain movie stars, it was bad to start out with. I was going to go for a Top 10 list, but I had to change my mind to the Top 12. There were some bad ones. Stay tuned for my "Middle of the Road" list and Best Dressed list.

12. Kristen Bell - I LOVE you Kristen. You are Gossip Girl. You are in Forgetting Sarah Marshall. You are cute and young. I just did not like this, and I hated the navy blue shoes. However, you are the best of the worst.
11. Diane Kruger - I like you because you date Pacey and you wore one of my favorite shades of pink. I don't like the dress however. It seems...old fashioned? The sleeve ruffles are grossing me out.
10. January Jones - I love headbands. But....I hate this. I also hate the shoulder thing. I saw her do an interview saying she didn't want people always thinking she is Betty Draper. Then wear something beautiful like you did last awards season young January. Click HERE to see her from last year.
9. Rita Wilson - I do not like talking crap about her. I will leave it at this, it doesn't fit and the print is ugly. Sorry Rita.
8. Drew Barrymore - Does anyone remember those things that you could buy at Disney on Ice that were plastic string things coming out of the handle and the ends would light up different colors? Then when it got dark, you would turn it on and look at the beautiful colors. I can't remember the name of those things, but that is what I feel is on Drew's shoulder and hip. I hate it.
7. Elisabetta Canali - Myself and the rest of the world don't know you from squat. We do know that you are now dating George Clooney. Do you know how much the world loves George Clooney? A HELL of a lot. Next time you are seen in public with this sexy, giving, hysterical (did I say sexy) man, dress like someone we want to love. Not some ugly colored, gladiator style dress with your weird arm band tattoo showing. Work on it girl, I see you are pretty, help me like you. Please.
6. Nicole Kidman - Are you there Nicole? All I see is a peach blur. However, you are never one of my faves on the red carpet, I know it is in you somewhere. Step it up, you are married to a hot man, dress sexy or over the top with color for once.
5. Mariah Carey - Are there words for this? Mine words are...get it together. You are almost 40. Stop acting like a piece of trash.
4. Chloe Sevigny - At first I thought I liked this a little bit. I do not like it. The ruffles are hideous, and I think it looks like an 80s Prom dress. Sidenote: I do NOT like when pastel colors look "grayish". I think those colors are called ashes of roses and ashes of lavender. Yuck. And, Chloe is weird.
3. Christina Hendricks - Christian Siriano did this. I know that he knows someone with her coloring should not wear a pale peach. Come on. She is a BOMBSHELL on Mad Men. Work it girl! I think I would have liked this dress better if it was the color of the dress Diane Kruger is wearing above. What do you think?

2. Jennifer Morrison - I almost put this as my worst dressed. But I think her hair looks pretty, so I didn't give her the worst. This dress is disgusting.


THE WORST DRESSED IS....
1. Tina Fey - AWFUL.

3 comments:

J, B, O, J & Z said...

I agree with all of these with the exception of Kristen Bell. I thought it was adorable and want that dress just in a different color. =) I also might put Sandra Bullock on the list even though I usually love what she wears.

Baby Mama said...

This is a good list. Especially Mariah. Put the hoots away lady.

Amanda said...

I totally agreed with almost everything you said. I do agree with Becky and I didn't mind Kristen Bell's dress, but would have liked it in a different color. I think Christina Hendricks' dress should have been a darker color...maybe green or blue?