Early Voting (by Jenn)

Cameron and I went voting today. He was the big hit of the hour long wait in line. He was talking and smiling to all of the ladies. A few other things happened though.

1. My dad, sister and a guy I work with were all in line too. I didn't know they were going to be there.
2. The lady that was in line behind me says, "Thank goodness we get to vote before that guy." She points to the guy about 2 people behind us, and he is massively engrossed in picking his nose. She was right, what if I had to do the touch screen after him, and got his booger on my finger? I just threw up in my mouth a little.
   
3. It was kind of a weird set up with the voting booths. You could actually walk behind people that were voting and there was no curtain behind them. So if you looked close enough, you could see who they were voting for. Does that seem weird to you? It was to me, so I asked my "election official." She said that it had to be that way because of the way all the booths have to be attached and if you turned them around, then people could see who you were voting for through the glass behind the booth. I thought that this was a poor excuse and expressed my displeasure at the fact that anyone who walked by could read my ballot. Potentially, waiting for me outside of the polling place, and kicking my ass because I didn't vote for who they did. They said, "Sorry." I had to vote at the very first one that everyone could see. Luckily, I had Cameron with me, and he "sang" the entire voting process. This proves that I have the SMARTEST child on earth. What he was really doing by "singing" was drawing the attention to himself so no one could see my vote, wait outside for me, and kick my ass.