NOT WORTH MENTIONING ON ANY LIST: Helena Bonham Carter.
I get it. You are in weird Tim Burton movies and you are weird and try to own it. Own it in a pretty way, please.Back to the list....WORST DRESSED - Golden Globes 2011
8. January Jones
Umm...I see you brought your own Golden Globes to the party. I may have liked it without the whole boobs and cutout stuff, but I didn't. To damn slutty. Sorry January.7. Christina Aguilera
Eww...she grosses me out. That's all I have to say about that.
This is one that I was most disappointed in. Last year was so great and so sad for her. She had this time and this awards show to come out and look (in my opinion) devastatingly BEAUTIFUL. You didn't. The bangs? The weird ashes-of-roses pink? The weird draping by your belly? I am not mad at you Sandra, just disappointed.
This dress is the same color as your skin tone Scarlett, and I don't like it. I also don't like those granny sleeves (for lack of a better term). I also don't like you tat, but that's just me.
Let me admit something. I love Gossip Girl and I love Blair Waldorf on Gossip Girl. I have also enjoyed watching Leighton's fashion sense through the past couple of years. I detest this dress. It just is awful. Leighton is better than that.
This is another one where I just don't have words for how awful this is. The sleeve thing?
This dress is crazy weird and awful. The champagne color is awful. Just because it is champagne doesn't make it classy enough for an awards show. Flowers? Daisies? I was SICK when I saw this. Sick. Literally, dry-heaved.
Worst dressed, by far. Ugly hair, makeup and dress. What were you thinking Heidi? I have seen better shit than this from the designer who gets kicked off first on Project Runway each season. I HATE everything about it. I am not disappointed in you Heidi, I am mad.
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Good list. But my worst dressed (other than Heidi Klum - I agree, awful, including the makeup) was Tilda Swinton. By far.
I think the two things I disliked the most about Helena’s outfit are her sunglasses and the mismatched shoes. Are those necessary on top of the dress?
Scarlett looks like she sprayed her hair with super strong hair spray before she went on a fast roller coaster.
I couldn't agree with any of these more. Scarlett's hair looks like Bride of Frankenstein. Christina is looking gross - I think she's going down the Britney path circa 2007. I see a head-shaving-esque adventure in her future. And January's dress reminded me of those red strips at a car wash that soap up the car.
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